As Monday Night RAW returns from commercial break early in it's second episode of wCw Age 2 , the titantron lights up....
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Diamond Dallas Page makes his way to the ring among many cheers from the crowd. A few boos also. He grabs a microphone from some random wCw staff member. Page enters the ring , stands in the middle and just looks around for a moment. He is obviously enjoying the favorable crowd reaction. He holds the mic to his lips and begins to speak....
Page - Hey wCw. I'm baaaaaaaaaaccckkkk ! They tried to keep me out , but couldn't do it. Some guys didn't want me here. Well , too bad. The Jersey Boy is back in town. All right , all right. Let's get down to business. I came here to settle some old scores , BUT , a certain wCw Champion decided to have his manager try to screw me in my return match. And he did. I lost. But , it doesn't end there. Heyman and Punk must have some real pull around here because I got here tonight and my 'private locker room' is now not so private. Nooooooooooooo. Now I'm supposed to share it with Kevin Nash , Vader , and Mick Foley. Vader is an all right guy when he is thinking straight. Not such a big deal. But.... Kevin Nash ? Come onnnn. Everyone knows me and him got history. He is one of the scores I need to settle. We haven't been friends for a really long time. Every time I give him a chance , he just shows that it is all about him. Kevin has never cared anything about professional wrestling. All he cares about is lining his pockets. And , Mick Foley ? With all the people in his head , how is their room for anyone else in the room ? Mick has been around a long time putting his body on the line again and again. I can respect that. But the man is a few eggs short of a dozen. Like 10 or so short , if ya get me. So , obviously , I'm not going to share a space with these guys. I ended up hanging out with Eddie Guerrero which isn't so bad. We caught up on the old days of wCw. Thank God his wife , Vickie wasn't around. Even Eddie knows how irritating her voice is. But anyway , I DEMAND that the terms of my contract be honored. I don't ask for a lot. I expect my contract to be held up. Okay , on to business. The way I see it , Punk , we're even. You screwed me. I diamond cut you. If you want to continue this , let's get back in the ring and do it fairly. Tell your boyfriend Paul E. to stay in the back and out of it. Otherwise , I'm done with you. Like I said , I've got scores to settle. BANG!
DDP drops the mic and the scene changes to the next segment.
The Awesome Aristocrat wCw Assistant GM
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Subject: Re: Diamond Demands 11/26/2012, 2:34 pm
The only real problem I had was that the dialogue seemed like a wall of text. Still, this was a killer DDP promo. I may have a slight bias towards DDP though because he was always my favorite in WCW when I was a kid.
