Heath Slater No Mercy Promo

I’M JUST ONE MAAAAAAANNNNNN!!! WOOOOAAAAAHHH, WELL I’M A ONE MAN BAAAAAAAANNNNNNDDDD!


Heath Slater appears through the curtain with the biggest shit-eating grin across his face. He is clearly in a wonderful mood as he walks down the ramp. Midway through he stops does a few strums on his air guitar and shouts “WOOOHOOO!” as he then continues to get into the ring.

Slater yanks a microphone out of Justin Robert’s hand and flips his hair back before beginning to address the wCw universe.

“I am in a great mood tonight people. Ya know why? Because my opponent tonight, Mick Foley, forfeited his match! Let me say that again one more time for those in the back! Mick Foley. Is afraid. OF THE ONE MAN BANNND BABAY! And ya know what that means people? It means Heath Slater gets a free win alright? So instead of performing in front of you stupid people, I’m gonna go out and celebrate my big victory! I’m sure there are plenty of bars here in this dump of a city that would love to hear a set from the ONE MAN SOUTHERN ROCK BAND BABY WOO!”

Slater dances and strums on his air guitar as his theme begins to play. After a while he stops and begins to exit the ring.

(Don’t know if the No Mercy bookers have any plans for Slater now that Foley is out. If so, a GM or a challenger is open to respond. If not, this promo is closed)

{official grade}

I am loving everything about Heath Slater right now. Solid promo.3 SP