The Bully Cometh

A brick wall was the setting and Hardcore 5150 was the logo on the gear. NY skull cap on his head, Bully Ray was pissed like usual pacing back and forward, steel chain in hand. Lilian Garcia was standing by with a microphone in hand, ready to conduct an interview.

:Lilian Garcia:
Hello everyone at home, I’m here at the time with this man standing beside me, Bubba-

The hand holding the microphone now had a tight grip on it from the Bully.


:Bully Ray:
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

No response.

:Bully Ray:
I SAID DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!

:Lilian Garcia:
Yes, I know who you are.

:Bully Ray:
I’M BULLY FRICKIN RAY! REMEMBER THAT! I’M FROM HELLS KITCHEN, NEW YORK MOTHA TRUCKING CITY!

Lilian seemed to roll her eyes and Bully didn’t like that.


:Bully Ray:
LET ME SEE IF I CAN READ INTO THAT STUPID LITTLE BRAIN OF YOURS. YOU’RE GOING TO ASK ME ABOUT UNDATAKER AND THE ELIMINATION CHAMBER. UNDATAKER IS A FAILURE, JUST LIKE ALL OF YOUR ALBUMS.

Lilian looked upset and took a step back from the loud man.



:Bully Ray:
UNDATAKER IS A FAILURE TO HIS FANS HE NEVER HAD. UNDATAKER IS A FAILURE TO HIS FAMILY AND NOT TO MENTION; UNDATAKER IS A FAILURE TO THE MAN WHO OWNS HIS SOUL, PAUL BEARER.

Lillian tried to step back more but Bully Ray grabbed her by the cheeks and made her look at him.

:Bully Ray:
HOW DARE YOU TURN AWAY FROM ME! LOOK AT ME WHEN I’M TALKING TO YOU. HOW DOES IT FEEL LILIAN, WHEN YOU CALL ME AT 3 AM AND I BLOW YOU OFF? HOW DOES THAT FEEL?

:Lilian Garcia:
That didn’t happ-


:Bully Ray:
SHUT UP! SHUT UP, DON’T TALK! NO MATTA HOW MUCH MAKE UP YOU PUT ON, NO MATTA HOW SLEEZY YOU TRY TO DRESS, YOU STILL WON’T LOOK GOOD! GIMMIE THE MICROPHONE AND GO AWAY, YOU FEEBLE WOMAN!

Lilian complied and gave him the microphone before walking away looking upset.


:Bully Ray:
LISTEN UP ALL YOU JOKERS IN THE ELIMINATION CHAMBER, I HAVE YOUR NUMBA! EVERYBODY HAS BEEN SAYING I’M THE DARK HORSE IN THIS TOURNAMENT. NAH, I’M THE THOROUGHBRED. I’M THE FAVORITE. 6’4, 275, IN THE BEST FRICKIN SHAPE OF MY LIFE. I EVEN HAVE THE CALVES OF A GOD TO PROVE IT. LOSERS, YOU STAND IN THE WAY OF MY GOAL. MY GOAL TO PISS OFF THE WRESTLING WORLD. SAY IT WITH ME NOW! BULLY RAY, 2013 WCW KING OF WRESTLING!

With those final few words said he dropped the microphone and the feed cut to static.