BULLY RAY IS READY TO FIGHT

Subject: BULLY RAY IS READY TO FIGHT 1/29/2013, 8:13 pm

Standing in front of a brick wall Bully Ray was huffing and puffing and ready to blow it down. His Hardcore 5150 gear and a chain in his hand he was ready to go. With a look of intensity in his eyes he spoke loud and clear.

Bully Ray:
“Do you know who I am?”

He said in his indoor voice before getting serious.

Bully Ray:
“I SAID DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?”

It looked like he growled at the camera.

Bully Ray:
“OF COURSE YOU KNOW WHO I AM. I’M BULLY RAY. THE ROUGHEST, TOUGHEST, SON OF A GUN AROUND AND THE NEXT WCW KING OF THE RING. I’M THE GUY WITH THE CALVES THAT EVERYONE FEARS. JUST LIKE A LITTLE PUNK NAMED KEVIN STEEN.

The bully had an ugly look on his face.

Bully Ray:
“WE ARE VERY SIMILAR TO SAY THE LEAST. KEVIN IS FROM A ROUGH TOWN IN CANADA , BUT NONE ROUGHER THAT HELL’S KITCHEN, NEW YORK CITY. “

The bully tugged on his NY skull cap.

Bully Ray:
“I’M AS HARDCORE AS THEY COME AND SOME PEOPLE LIKE TO THINK KEVIN IS HARDCORE. SOME PEOPLE LIKE TO THINK OF HIM AS A RING OF HONOR ORIGINAL. SOME PEOPLE LIKE TO THINK OF HE IS GOING TO BEAT ME THIS MONDAY ON RAW. YEAH, SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST DUMB ASSES. THERE IS NO FRICKIN WAY I AM GOING TO LOSE TO KEVIN STEEN.

He took a moment and got off subject.

Bully Ray:
What was I saying? OH YEAH. THAT’S LIKE LILLIAN GARCIA ACTUALLY BEING HOT. THERE’S NO FRICKIN WAY! KEVIN STEEN WISHES HE WAS TOUGH, HE WISHES HE HAD CALVES LIKE MINE, AND HE WISHES HE WAS AN E.C. DUBBYA ORGINAL. IN REALTY HE IS NOTHING MORE THAN A CHUMP WHO IS STICKING HIS FORK IN ANOTHER MAN’S LEFTOVERS AND IT’S PRETTY FORTUNATE THAT CALVZILLA EATS CUMPS FOR BREAKFAST. THIS MONDAY NIGHT BULLY RAY IS GOING TO SHOW KEVIN WHAT HARDCORE REALLY IS. I’M GOING TO SHOW HIM JUST HOW MEAN BAD ASS BULLY RAY CAN REALLY BE.

He hit the camera with his chain and the screen went blank.

Subject: Re: BULLY RAY IS READY TO FIGHT 2/6/2013, 11:43 pm

You said you were going to step up your game, and you did. Nice going man. That last paragraph was hilarious.

{Official Grade}

5/5

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