[Zack Ryder]Welcome everybody to the very first edition of Z! True Long Island Story! I am your host, the new wCw Internet Champion, wCw's newest acquisition, Long Island Iced Z, Zack! Ryder!
[Zack Ryder]Tonight is the first of many great nights for Zack Ryder! I've finally gotten noticed by the premier wrestling company in the world, Woo Championship Wrestling. And who better to represent Woo Championship Wrestling...than the Woo Woo Woo Kid? But while I waited on a company to finally come pick Everyone's Favorite Broski off the free agent line, I decided to take a little road trip to South Beach in the 3-0-5, Miami, Florida! And since I was bored, I figured I'd sing some songs on the way there!
[Zack Ryder] *singing*Hey, I just followed you,
And this is crazy!
So here's my twitter,
So tweet me maybe!
It's hard to look right,
at you bro-ski!
So here's my twitter,
So tweet me maybe!
Had to look up these lyrics...One Direction? dear lord...
[Zack Ryder] *singing*The way that you spike your hair gets me overwhelmed,
But when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell,
You don't know, oh oh, you don't know you're wootiful!
Oh oh, that's what makes you wootiful!
[Zack Ryder]So now I'm back in the L-I, getting some time in with by main broskis Big O and Chi, throwing down our favorite Bud Light Lime-a-ritas, and fist pumping faces all night long! It's gonna be SSSSSSIIIIIIICCCCCCKKKKK!
[Zack Ryder]Weeeeeell, that's all the time we have for this week! Don't for get to like this video, leave a comment, subscribe to my channel...
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[Zack Ryder]And take care!
[Zack Ryder]Spike your hair!
[Zack Ryder]WOO! WOO! WOO!
[Zack Ryder]You KNOW it!
