[/i]*As Shane walks to the ring he gets loudly boo'ed
*As Shane enters the ring he grabs a mic
Tonight I am in the most clown infested match in the history of WCW!
*Crowd boo's a little louder
I mean really Jericho... Lets just cut to the chase. Chris you went from being a worthy champion to a disgusting baby kissing clown!
*Crowd cheers for Y2J and Dude Love
Yes Jericho you are a clown and your far from being the '' best in the world ''...*Shane waits a few moments......Mick have you drugged him?
*Crowd cheers for Dude Love
And Chris I hope your listening up backstage because this a fair warning..... If you keep dancing around like a hipocrite I will take happily take your title away faster than when I bought WCW out of bussiness!
*Crowd chants WCW a number of times
*Shane waits for the crowd to shutup......
But before we get this match started I will teach you that Shane O Mac is far from a jobber and will hand you losers a loss.
[b]CUT THE MUSIC
*Shane throws mic!
Cole: WHAT THE HELL
[i]*Shane starts doing his daily pushups and jumping jacks and his signature dance...
*Crowd boo's him
*The music suddenly stops and out comes.........
[b]OPEN TO YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE
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Subject: Re: SD pre match 10/8/2012, 9:23 pm
One half of the "Kings of Funk" aka Dude Love come out, dancing onto stage. A mic in hand.
-Dude Love- Owwww! You look here you silver spoon baby boy! The Funka-Jericho is not here tonight! But he will be replaced in our tag match! By a man who will be joining you out here shortly! Owwww!
Dude Love heads back into the back, music blaring when suddenly....
-Michael Cole- Oh my god!
-Jerry Lawler- Can it be him!?
The lights go red and yellow, having them flash around with the crowd erupting wildly for "Real American" and chanting the infamous "Hogan" chants! As the guitar starts, the red and yellow attire appears on stage. Even with the big fluffy "scarf" like thing. None of these are worn by the "Immortal" Hulk hogan though. They are instead worn by Chris Jericho. He comes out onto stage with the same entrance as Hogan and all the ounces. The crowd is in a frenzy of laughs and cheers by this act and as Jericho takes off down the ramp, they try to get a peice of him. Jericho begins throwing himself at the crazy fans, giving them high fives and all this and that. Jericho climbs the steps and does the "Bicep" Taunt that Hogan is famous for. he climbs into the ring with the confused and annoyed Shane 'O Mac and calls for a mic. the ring announcer hands him one and then the Hulk Hogan look-a-like aka Chris Jericho, addressess the "Silver Spoon Baby Boy"
-Chris Jericho- You look here brother!
Jericho pulls off an amazing Hogan impression.
-Chris Jericho- Me and all my Jericho-Maniacs are sick and tired of you talking about Chris Jericho! He couldn't be here tonight and neither could my other good friend, Funka-Jericho, so I am going to fill in. Hulka-Jericho, will team together with Dude Love tonight to take on the "Job Squad!" Brother!
Jericho rips off his shirt like Hogan was famous for, and throws it to the crowd.
(tbc by Shane or anyone associated with this match. I will have to color it later....)
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Subject: Re: SD pre match 10/11/2012, 12:23 am
Still waiting on a response...
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Subject: Re: SD pre match 10/11/2012, 12:30 am
Hey, so am I!
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Subject: Re: SD pre match 10/11/2012, 12:31 am
Lmao, I want to grade it.
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Subject: Re: SD pre match 10/11/2012, 5:41 pm
... Shane is MIA again !
Jay
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Subject: Re: SD pre match 10/11/2012, 11:08 pm
*As Jericho is still talking..... Shane tells Jericho to....
SHUTUP!
Crowd Boo's
Christopher I am sick and tired of goofballs like you in WCW
Crowd Boo's
You know what I am sick and tired of you idiotic fans disrespecting me!
BOOOOOOOOOOOO
*Shane shakes his head... Let me tell you idiotic fans what i been threw!
BOOOOOOOOOOOO
[/i]I got a pile of piss dumped on my head!
WHAT?!
The Rock and Brock Lesner Manhandled me!
WHAT!
My own father betrayed me!
WHAT!
A bunch of GOONS jumped me!
My own....... sister turned on me in the worse possible way when she married Hunter!
WHAT
SAY WHAT IF YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR SISTER!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Christopher you and you three faced friend made this personal!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Christopher Im not out here to dance like a bafoon and entertain these stupid fans!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Christopher you and your non hardcore buddy disrespected the Mcmahon legacy!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Which is why I will take your united states title Christopher!
Y2J chants
AND THINGS WILL NEVER EV........
TBC BY (Chris Jericho or Dude Love)
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Subject: Re: SD pre match 10/11/2012, 11:47 pm
Dude Loves theme plays throughout the arena
but Dude Love doesn't come out, the titantron shuts off.
Shane: yeah see exac.....
shane is interrupted by another titantron....
Mick Foley himself has come out and the crowd goes insane! Up come his hands in his signature Bang! Bang! hand signs as he makes his way into the ring. He calls for a mic!
Foley: Now now shane calm down. We have had some history between us. Now me and you both realize that this isn't Dude Love speaking, in fact Dude Love may never speak again. And Jericho thank you but please stop with the ridiculous Funka-Jericho thing you have going on its embarrassing on my part and yours. But that doesnt mean we can't be the Kings of Hardcore!
Foley gives the camera a thumbs up....
Foley: Shane if you want to fight me that badly, why dont we fight on Raw... in a Hardcore Match! Bang! Bang!
Foley drops the mic and turns to leave when shane stops him....
tbc by shane and jericho
Last edited by Dude Love on 10/12/2012, 11:38 am; edited 1 time in total
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Subject: Re: SD pre match 10/12/2012, 8:28 am
I would like to respond please.... If you don't mind?
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Subject: Re: SD pre match 10/12/2012, 11:39 am
you may respond now
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Subject: Re: SD pre match 10/13/2012, 1:44 am
Let me do so tomorrow.... I will close it also, to wrap things up nicely for mr. Grader man.
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Subject: Re: SD pre match 10/13/2012, 1:53 am
ok
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Subject: Re: SD pre match 10/14/2012, 11:22 am
As Shane goes to respond Jericho stalls him.
-Hulka Jericho- Hold on Shane......
Jericho turns to his "funky" partner which seems to have left him and begins to remove the "Hulka-mania" gear that he had worn out to the ring.
-Chris Jericho- Stop making a fool of myself? What have you been doing for the past 20 years or so? You have been doing far worse than what I have.... But, if you want more serious that what you will get.
Chris jumps up and pulls his knees into Foely's face, connecting with a Codebreaker. The crowd begins to boo. Jericho slides onto one knee, smiling. Jericho then rolls from the ring with the unconcious and shocked Shane standing within it as the screen begins to fade to commercial.
(Promo Closed... I apologise that this took me so long. My schedule is hectic right now.)
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Subject: Re: SD pre match 10/16/2012, 4:28 pm
Is this getting graded?
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Subject: Re: SD pre match 10/16/2012, 6:43 pm
Yes it will be graded later tonight I am quite busy right now.
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Subject: Re: SD pre match 10/17/2012, 1:39 am
I apologize for grading this late.
{Official Grade}
Shane: Solid effort. You could have used a little more effort. I couldn't quite tell when Shane was talking, so try using something like Shane: or ..:Shane:.. or something of that sort. It helps readers to understand what's going on. 4SP
Jericho: I did grade your other promo, and this one here receives the same grade as the other one. 3SP. Even though you don't get the extra 3sp.
Dude: Not quite what I was expecting. Normally you write excellent promos/responses. 2SP.
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Subject: Re: SD pre match 10/17/2012, 2:42 pm
1. I could care less about getting it. 2. There is a full week in between these promos.
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Subject: Re: SD pre match 10/17/2012, 2:46 pm
My bad, I will add your extra 3sp.
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Subject: Re: SD pre match 10/17/2012, 3:04 pm
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